The Expendables 2 (***)

Directed by: Simon West
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Randy Coutoure, Liam Hemsworth
Seen: September 21st 2012

*** Out of ****

With a cast like this in a no holds barred action movie it has to be done in a self-deprecating way, tongue planted firmly in cheek. Luckily this is the case, but what Stallone and Co. have managed to produce under the direction of Simon West (Con Air, The General’s Daughter, Tomb Raider) is even more. You can sense the enjoyment every actor gets out of playing his part, and the feeling is contagious. The action is insane, the humour is fun and funny, and the story is engaging enough to be more than merely a link between action scenes. Add to that an opening 30 minutes that measures up to and comes close to beating just about any other great action movie I’ve ever seen, and The Expendables 2 is definitely a roaring success.

The Expendables starts with a bang and some chuckles as the group assault a military installation of sorts in Nepal to rescue a hostage and a captured mercenary, Trench (Schwarzenegger). The team consists of leader Barney Ross (Stallone), knife-man Lee Christmas (Statham), martial artist Yin Yang (Li), weapons master Hale Caesar (Crews), demolition man Toll Road (Coutoure), the somewhat crazy Gunner Jensen (Lundgren), and sniper Billy the Kid (Hemsworth). Every team member is at least 40 years old except for the youngster Billy the Kid, who after this mission approaches Ross and tells him of his intention to retire from this life of violence at month’s end. Before month’s end however, another mission rolls by courtesy of CIA operative Mr. Church (Willis) and this is where things go awfully awry. Billy is captured and, in front of the team, killed by the movie’s main villain, Jean Vilain (van Damme). Stopping Vilain and avenging Billy is the name of the game from here on out, setting up a sumptuous slew of grand action scenes crammed chock-full of explosions, gunfire, and hand-to-hand combat.

As mentioned earlier, I enjoyed the first 30 minutes of the movie immensely. After this the movie is reduced to something of a slightly more generic, but still very well made, shoot and blast action movie. The first 30 minutes gets its resonance from the story arc involving Billy’s death and the team’s dealing with it and burying him as they promise vengeance – up to this point this movie was brilliant in my humble opinion, after this it is a hugely enjoyable feast of action. One aspect that was really entertaining was the abundance of references to the actors’ other movies or personal lives. Schwarzenegger and Willis do a Die Hard/Terminator cross-over, Dolph Lundgren’s life as an engineer before becoming an actor is referenced, and Chuck Norris seems as unstoppable as the internet would have you believe.

It’s all heaps of fun and all the actors visibly enjoy playing around. Jean Claude van Damme looks as though he’s had constant plastic surgery for the last 15 years and he is only slightly scary as Vilain, but the threat that he poses with his terrorist group is translated in a very real manner.


The Expendables 2 is all the action giants of the last 40-50 years having a blast, and it achieves what it was aiming for far better than many movies that will get better ratings than this movie. I loved The Expendables 2, which was in almost all ways superior to the first Expendables movie.

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